Q: type in google "[your name] needs"
A:Charles needs to be comfortable with his Olympic roster.
Charles needs hernia operation after stretching awkwardly.
Charles needs expert help.
Charles needs an eartuck.
Charles needs lots of money.
Charles needs an army to put down Irish rebellion.
Charles needs assessment.
Charles needs a change of pants.
Charles needs a new home.
(now this really got me to laugh XD)

Q: [your name] looks like...
A:The ChemTeam does admit that Charles looks like he's ready to fail a sobriety test, but you would do well to cut the guy some slack.
(not really....)
Q: [your name] says...
A:Charles said Tuesday the current financial crisis should not distract from the larger issue of global warming.
(heck yeah )

Q:[your name]wants...
A: Charles Wants To Kiss You Goodbye
(depends :3)

Q: [your name]does...
A:Charles Does the Pole
( O.o no i do not!!)

Q:{your name] hates...
A:As the political climate changed, so did Uncle Charles’ vocabulary. Nigger and queer joined towel head and spic. Uncle Charles hates them all
( nuh uh!! peoples are peoples... >.>

Q:[your name] asks...
A:Charles asks Tess Daly if he can tango on Strictly Come Dancing
(wanna learn with a special someone :3 )

Q:[your name] goes...
A:Charles goes Post-Apocalyptic
(not yet.. but meeeebee)

Q: [your name] likes...
A:Charles, likes to cuddle, can protect an entire village from a hailstorm with one ear
(hell yeah!!! im that powerful.. and i loooves to cuddle!!)

Q:[your name]needs...
A: Charles Eats himself
he ate himself and then realised he didn't want to be eaten so he went back in time and got "how to stop yourself from eating yourself for dummies" and saved himself

Q:[your name] wears...
A:Charles wears beer goggles

Q:[your name]was arrested for...
A: (long.. but funny as heck )
Charles arrested for knowingly transmitting HIV
Charles is charged with having sexual intercourse while having HIV without informing or obtaining consent from his partner.

Two other women claimed HIV infection from Charles. Regarding these women, “Charles has not been charged with intentionally infecting those two girls. Both relationships date back several years, which makes it difficult to establish how they were infected,” reported the St. Petersburg Times.

Another article reported: “olice say the victim found out about Charles' health status when one of his former girlfriends contacted her with the information.”